Total Medals Earned: 31 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 535 Points
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/21 (25/460 points)
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (190/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Pop one ball into two and begin the score multiplier!
Score 250,000 points or more.
Score 500,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (165/265 points)
Eliminate 5 infected
Eliminate 10 infected
Complete 5 levels
Eliminate 25 infected
Complete all levels
Eliminate 50 infected
Eliminate 80 infected
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
Shoot to Slender
Your face is better now
Found your weapon
Only 4 times more
Kill Slender
Use only 8 bullets to kill Slender
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)